Marriage even takes place with email

American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female

what a shot you made

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”

Bantas advise

Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D